Scarlet Blade (Episode 56)

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Off-Week Update (4/28/2014)

Alright, let’s get a gap between official episodes before I spend the day grinding away at finishing the new episode before I either finish it tonight, or my heart explodes from all the caffeine I am forcing myself to drink.

Sidequest: Wildstar
I thought I was pretty cut and dry here. Wildstar is a traditional style MMORPG with non-traditional art direction, that’s in the hands of the worst possible company to publish them. Worse than EA. Yeah, I said it. NCSoft has done borderline nothing to promote the game, and only recently have I been told that there was a marketing push. In Boston only. For Pax East. Then it stopped. So yeah. No real change there.
There’s this prevalent air of traditionalism lurking in Wildstar. It’s like the dev team, who admittedly worked on some of the most iconic (and traditional) MMOs on the market, WoW and Everquest 1 and 2, locked themselves up in a bunker and started work on this game in 2006, never once peeking their head out to see if there was any market shift. No reticle combat option? Sure the skill shot thing is a bit unique, but it’s still very “target and click skills”. Two faction war. Set classes. Skill trees. Kill X, gather Y. It may not be as “cloney” as SWTOR was, but you’ve played this game before. Trust me.
There’s this odd “two game competition” going on between the fanboys of Wildstar and TESO, I’ve noticed, which tends to happen when two MMOs are due out around the same time. Though comparing TESO to Wildstar is like comparing Coke to Mountain Dew. They are both “soda”, but these aren’t just two different companies, they are two different FLAVORS. If anything, due to the rampant traditionalism, Wildstar’s biggest competition is going to be World of Warcraft… especially with the upcoming graphical upgrade making WoW look pretty damned close to Wildstar’s art style.
Also, Wildstar being advertised on fucking TRASH CANS?! Are you trying to tell us something, NCSoft?

The 1v1 me bro Tournament Finals
So after three grueling weeks of competition, we finally… don’t have a winner. Yes, in a stunning upset, Tebble was not proven invincible, and taken down in the final round by LDJoy, who fought back through the loser’s bracket after losing to RolloT. Next match will probably conclude this upcoming SMITE Night to decide out winner, since Tebble technically has to lose twice in order to be out. The playlist of the remaining matches can be found here if you are interested. (My match against Tebble is a rather interesting watch, partially for the gameplay, mostly for the yelling RolloT does.)

Digimon Masters (Episode 55)
This one… took a while. It was tough because as I mentioned before… I have no nostalgia with the title, and beyond that factor, there’s really nothing in this game. It’s there for the pet collectors, and progression feels… stale. Pointless. I wasn’t even sure if there was anything at stake, and it sure didn’t feel like there was. Still it holds a lot of attnetion for those that love it, and letting Dabeer and SonicRose take the reigns really helped keep this from being a 15 minute episode of me yelling “I don’t get it.” over and over again. This is also pretty similar to what I am doing in my Patreon for the “Raid Leader” and “Beta Tester” Patreon tiers, as well as a push to better involve my community in the creation of these episodes. It’s not ALWAYS going to be necessary, but having more than just me giving insight to a certain game helps along the fact that people will have differing opinions, but mechanics and gameplay is the same no matter who you ask.
Oh, that theory for the chat filter blocking “monkey” and “SM”?
“Monkey” has been used as a racial slur on many occasions, and SM in sequence is “S and M”, a.k.a. Sadomasochism. Considering this is a “children’s” title, the company was probably trying to block as many “offensive” words as they could think of, and with English not being their first language, it probably led to this kind of odd confusion. Take a look at Age of Wushu, for example where you couldn’t say “horse” because “HOR”, which for anyone with a PHD in Curse-ology is clearly NOT how you spell “whore”. There was also LUNA Online’s chat filter banning the use of two innocent letter next to each other because, according to rumor, the letters on a Korean keyboard would spell out a common Korean swear word. All possibilities. All stupid. Babelfish is not a substitute for localization, guys.

Chaos Previews: Echoes of Eridu
“I’m sorry, what?” you might ask. No you didn’t miss this one on site, or Blip. I made this video as a YouTube exclusive to support a game I really want to see come to light, that’s currently on Kickstarter. There, as of the time of this post, 11 days to go and the game just hit their halfway mark, but I’m going to do all I can to get this game off the ground. Again, it’s not in my wheelhouse, which is why I haven’t posted anything about it on here or Blip, but the idea of a multiplayer action Roguelike with the gameplay style of Megaman X has me floored, and I really want to see this game happen. Check out the trailer on Kickstarter, and watch my hands on preview below!

A quick update on the state of my Patreon.
Let’s say I’m doing FAR better than I thought I would, having reached the first and second goal in a matter of days, and steadily approaching the $200 mark. This means (after the first payout of course) that work on the first and second goal will commence. The first goal being “More Streams” which planning is in the midst of right now.
The plan for streams is for a Wednesday, Friday and Sunday schedule. Wednesday will be The Secret World streams dubbed “The Immersion Break.”, Friday will be a preview of whatever game I’m currently working on called “The Strea-view”, where I’ll take and field questions (a community mod would be highly appreciated during this time. Sunday, of course, is still “SMITE Night”. Ideas for other days and streams will come eventually, with another idea of mine, called the “Strea-wind” where the community votes on a game we all played/I reviewed previously and we marathon the hell out of it. In that case it would be likely any off-week Tuesday. In fact, there’s something special planned coming up soon, if we can decide on a time.

As for now, stay tuned tonight or tomorrow for the next full episode of MMO Grinder…. You won’t want to miss it.

Digimon Masters (Episode 55)

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The “1v1 Me Bro” SMITE Tournament: First Week Results

There was a decent turnout to last night’s Community SMITE Tournament, ridiculously titled “1v1 Me Bro!”. Here’s each match spectated by myself and RolloT.

If you don’t want to watch the matches, and just see the results, you can find them here:

We will be back next week, at 6pm-9pm Eastern Time, to continue the tournament. Yes, I am well aware it’s Easter.
Next week, matches will include myself, RolloT and HopeWithinChaos.

Sidequest: Wildstar

Off-Week Update (04/05/2014)

Well, it’s closer this time, at least… Yeah, it’s been a LONG while since I’ve done a full episode, but rest assured there’s work being done on the new one… and not all of it is by me. The overabundance of Sidequest and mini-sodes isn’t about to cease, though. Until then, let’s look at what’s new.

Sidequest: Tales Runner
There’s always something nice about seeing a once dead MMO make a comeback, even if you’re not personally a fan of it. (Don’t let that be inferred as me stating I don’t like it. I know how ya’ll be.) Tales Runner wins hands down in the uniqueness factor as I’ve not played a single game that controls or plays like it (“Mario Kart clone” is a bit of a stretch when you actually give it a hands-on shot. Trust me.)
The biggest issue I see forthcoming is the community. This game is attracting the painfully annoying crowd that feels you must play a certain way, mocks new players for not knowing maneuvers that aren’t covered in the tutorial, or prefer playing in the “no fun allowed, guys” modes and tracks, disabling item usage and playing on tracks that have little to no traps or obstacles. Those were honestly the most frustratingly boring matches I was in, as the minute someone gets ahead they STAY ahead, and there is physically no possible way to catch up to them if they don’t hit an obstacle themselves. While there was few instances of the Brick-Forcian “GOGOGOGOGOGOGO” crowd, evidence was there as most players entering a room would leave within several seconds if the match didn’t start.
It’s unquestionably attracting the infamous Rumble Fighter crowd, and this could potentially explode out of control as Rumble Fighter will be shutting down on May 23rd. Of course, maybe that means they’ll ALL be going away, but I really don’t see it happening like that. Friends-Lock this game if you don’t want a headache.

Sidequest: Landmark
World Builders, Minecraft clones, what have you, are becoming increasingly popular and common nowadays, and this is probably the first instance of this kind of game not being utilized entirely by the indie scene. Instead with SoE at the helm, we might actually get the first true intended hybrid of an MMO and a World-Builder. (Because the combat system in Minecraft is absolutely terrible, and every mod built around using it, subsequently so.) As of now, it’s pretty much a very slow creative mode sandbox… but with some serious creativity potential.
The main debate is how this game ties into Everquest… if at all. As I mentioned before, this game was called “Everquest Next: Landmark” before dropping the EQ title. It is technically part of the Everquest Series, but as explained by the devs,  the freedom to create would break immersion faster than a lack of fall damage when your human decked out in fantasy gear walks past a mech station and a McDonalds. Still, the talk of how Landmark will, if at all, tie into EQN is a bigger topic for debate than whether or not Elsword has anything to do with Grand Chase.
I think there was some confusion when it came to what I was saying when I asked about interest in revisiting the title. In more than one place I got comments similar to “I don’t watch videos of other people playing video games” or “I love those Minecraft LPs!” which I’m guessing means they outright assumed I’d be turning Landmark into some sort of ongoing “LP” series. I would not. I honestly not even remotely sure how people could jump to such a bold conclusion, when the exact quote asked if people would want to “see more videos through additional Sidequests with every major update.” That’s all I mean. Combat system gets implemented? New Sidequest. Progression system revamped? New Sidequest. TBH, I don’t understand how people can just watch focusless videos of people playing Minecraft either.

(April Fools) Browser-Based: FlapMMO
LOL. Yes. This is a real thing and I put it together in about an hour. It was actually a backup plan, as my original few plans, once again didn’t go the way I wanted them to. I’d known about the game for a while, but it was suggested I do it as an April Fools joke. I figured it wouldn’t be all that hard to do. I’d tell you my alternate ideas, but that would spoil potential things for next year.
I also make it my personal rule not to make AFD jokes blatant trickery (At least two other Channel Producers had titles and titlecards for things that their audiences desperately wanted to see them review, to instead bait-and-switch with something else.) I piss off enough people just doing this show, and I’d rather make people laugh on AFD, than get their hopes up and shatter them. Maybe I’m doing it wrong…
Yes, there was a lot of truth and personal feelings in that rather harsh ending to the video. I guess, unlike fad memes of the past, this one directly annoys me due to the fact that it was simply a big ball of nothing made out to be the greatest game in the world. I do not find Flappy Bird to be addicting, fun, or even worthy of more than a passing glance. It’s an endless runner, a boring one at that, that just got lucky to be exploiting three of humanity’s worst traits. Celebrity recognition, “Just one more” addiction, and “Forbidden Fruit” syndrome when, as stated, the creator’s own crippling fear of success caused him to pull the title from the market. It’s not hard; it’s based entirely on rhythmic button presses, timing, and endurance. The only challenge comes from how long you can play it before you want to stab yourself in the eye. All that bragging about Flappy Bird high scores is going to feel as silly as telling people you they were in a Harlem Shake video, naming their guild “Gangnam Style”, or asking people what the fox says in about a few months time.
Saddest thing? When looking for an image for that video’s title card, you know what one of the first results said? “FlapMMO Hacks”
Really? Really?! WHY?! For WHAT?!

My Patreon Page
So this is finally a thing I’ve been battling with myself to put up, due to the endless stigma behind this kind of thing. However, I’ve felt it a slight necessity for quite a while now. Instability is a huge part of all of this. I’m at the whim of whatever CPM and ad campaign is running, whatever totalitarian system Youtube is unleashing upon its users that week, whether or not Blip wants to get bought out by yet another company and break its servers for the 15th time that month. I’ve also had plenty of people ask me if I accept donations, due to the fact they prefer to run adblock. Patreon seemed like the best compromise.
Hopefully those willing to contribute find the goals clear and concise, and if you have any questions on how it works, feel free to let me know. However, if you don’t wish to, or cannot, one thing I don’t need to hear is “Sorry, I can’t donate because…” Honestly, I really don’t need to know that. If you can’t, or even don’t want to, it’s your prerogative. At no point do I want people to feel they have to do this, so you don’t owe me anything. Not even an apology. This is merely an option for those who wish to do this. Nothing more.
One of my major goals with this? Getting the community much more involved and far more rewarded. Not every MMO should be solo’d after all.

In the meantime before the next full episode, we’ve been running steadily in The Secret World, running SMITE Nights over on my stream and are planning for an upcoming 1v1 tournament. Details on that in the forums and an official post will be made soon.

Browser-Based: FlapMMO

Sidequest: Landmark

Sidequest: Tales Runner

Off-Week Update (03-19-2014)

You know, for someone who enjoys the playstyle and aesthetic of Ice Magic, and genuinely enjoyed the movie “Frozen” I really can’t stand winter. Sure, it was fine when I was a chubby kid, but as a more selectively chubby adult, everything about it gets to me, and I tend to be a mental wreck around this time of the year. However, with Spring Forward finally in effect, I’m ready to burrow out of the ground, notice it’s snowing again in fucking MARCH and immediately retreat to my hole in the ground to offer you these long overdue updates. How far back to I have to go? January?! Aw, crap.


Browser-Based: City of Steam
Talk about a bit of a SNAFU. I was once again hung up on the next episode I would be doing, and remembering my contact from Mechanist games, and the fact City of Steam exists, I decided to do that game as my next full episode…. Until I got to talking to previously said contact, and he unintentionally convinced me to ignore the game forever.
That was, until I was contacted by another publisher that was also publishing City of Steam. While both games are more or less identical, it was really the story behind Mechanist and what had happened to CoS that made me decide to at least give the Gamerocks version a shot. While it still suffers from the same issues, it’s better than what I expected, hearing all that I heard, but it’s not really much to hold anyone’s attention. Also Mechanist’s version is on Steam now. So there’s a thing.

Sidequest: Hearthstone
Hearthstone is certainly a thing. Pretty much a dumbed down Magic: the Gathering, yet here I am finding out that it literally IS a dumbed down Magic: the Gathering, taking a specific rule/cardset called “Vanguard” and painting WoW characters all over it. It’s still a fun, flashy game, not that I play it all that much as I seriously have some of the worst luck in the world, and any game where “random chance” is an element is destined to find some way to screw me over. Blizzard sure makes it’s clones, flashy though, huh? Now only to see how much flashy polish they are putting into their DotA clone…

Aura Kingdom (Episode 53)
SUPAH KAWAII! This was the community’s “go-to” game for a good while, but the nature of the “well, we should probably put more quests here, ah screw it, they can grind” gameplay of the later levels unfortunately had this game drop off or collective radars for a good while. Right now it seems to be in the same vein as “Dragon’s Prophet” as a game I “really want to play, but have other things I could be doing” title. They’ve since moved on to other things… you’ll see what those other things are sometime soonish.
If there was ever a missed joke opportunity, it would have been discovering the “Demon’s Heart” quest right after making the video, which would have been a HELL of a lot better thing to mention before doing the “demonic supah kawaii” cutaway joke than what I did use. Essentially, you’re sent into a mine to discover what happened to a child’s father. Upon entering the missions you quickly find out that everyone in the mine has been slaughtered, their ghosts not out to attack anyone they see, and you find out that the child’s father came across a gemstone that possessed him, causing him to kill his coworkers while they begged for their life, culminating with a final battle against the miner, who loses his original body and transforms into a demon you’re now forced to kill to later break the news to the child that you just murdered her father. So yeah. Supah kawaii. I wasn’t joking about this game being dark.

Loadout (Episode 54)
I figured this for another game that would be simple to complete, and yeah, it kinda was… just a bit annoyed that something calling itself “launch” is once again, so oddly incomplete. This was also another “flash in the pan” obsession for a lot of people, all willing to trumpet the amazingness of the game, and immediately stop talking about it by the next week. I fault that to the aforementioned incompleteness. This was the one time I WANTED multiple people to play alongside in game, only to find out there’s no custom matches or clan system. Seems really odd. I still enjoy the title, but I don’t play it much.

Sidequest: Strife
I always tend to look at MOBAs with a certain air of dread, knowing the idiotic self-important players it tends to attract, but I can’t say I wasn’t looking forward to trying out Strife, simply because the game’s overall aim was to remove the mechanics that would cause such… well… strife. They had to have chosen that name on purpose.
However, rest assured that douchery will be alive and well, as I don’t think S2 entirely understands what makes MOBA players act the way they do, and despite my having covered this in many a previous post, I can tell you right now it has NOTHING to do with specific gameplay mechanics. This game very much feels like “DotA… For Kids!” what with the cute pets, simplistic item system, colorful cast, and oddest of all, story focus. The playstyle isn’t all that far removed from the standard formula. There’s no “new map” in the vein of Dawngate, no “new perspective” in the vein of SMITE. Nothing feels all that different, so their ONLY hope to get this game to stick out from the others is to actually succeed in weeding out the toxicity. I just don’t foresee that happening. Still, I did find the game charming enough to want to keep playing it.
And before you ask, yes, I know about S2, Maliken, the HoN tirade, and all the other controversy surrounding them. No need for me to comment on here about it, save for the pure irony of it all.

Sidequest: The Elder Scrolls Online
Ah yes, the long awaited, mostly ignored TESO video. I couldn’t help but wonder about this game after hearing all the crap it went under, from the original days of it being a near literal “SWTOR” style WoW clone, to its complete overhaul (You are aware the game was supposed to launch LAST year, right), and of course the absurdly officious NDA (second only to Wildstar’s) that had players forcibly tight-lipped until only a couple months near its launch. TESO quickly went from being the MMO darling, to the “Oh? Who cares.” title in the upcoming release tide. Hell, at least Guild Wars 2 made it to LAUNCH before that happened.
Since I had no experience with the franchise, and henceforth, only real selling point to this game, I gave a key to MegaGWolf, and after finding out Nash was also in the beta, figured I’d ask him if he had anything to say… Boy did he.
This Sidequest, for those who may have missed it, is over 13 minutes long, the longest SQ to date, simply because I invited Nash and MegaGWolf to offer insight. I wasn’t expecting much more than a “conclusion” paragraph, similar to the tiny recap I give at the end of an MMO Grinder episode, but what Nash gave me was an over 5 minute, extremely well articulated stream of consciousness, many of which covered things I would have mentioned myself. You might notice the actual portion of me talking, about 6 minutes of the video, didn’t go into the standard SQ details I would normally cover, and that’s because after hearing Nash’s take, I definitely didn’t want to trample the points to death, so I inserted his audio, removing anything I would have said in repeat, and elaborating on things he didn’t cover. It’s worth a listen for that alone, even if you have no interest in the game, and it sums up the general consensus of a LOT of Elder Scrolls players, from what I’ve seen.

Browser-Based: Dino Storm
This was done entirely on a whim. We briefly touched upon it in the now defunct “MMO Underground” back when it was in an early beta, but it wasn’t until until checking to see if my Fiesta password still worked (now that it’s under control of Gamigo, not Outspark) which, by the way, it did, did I notice this game. Thinking to myself, “Oh, why the hell not?” I gave it a quick run and figured it was worth getting a video out for. City of Steam may be the “meatier” of the two Browser-Based titles I did this update, but there’s a lot more goofy imagination in Dino Storm (especially since the imagination of CoS got forcibly removed from its publishing deal.)

Sidequest: The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot
I don’t think anyone watched this as much as used it as a platform to complain about the game itself. Almost no comments about the game on this site, and half of TGWTG was people just complaining about the game in general. As I stated in reply to someone there, I get why people wouldn’t like this. This is the only game in recent memory since my seasonal mood change to force me to scream at my monitor. It’s ridiculiously frustrating the kind of “I WIN: bullshit combos that other players can force upon you, and knowing that, initially, there was a limit to the amount of traps and enemies you could place per room, makes we wonder what swayed the decision so damned much. This seems like a step backward. I can’t count the number of times I enter a castle, wander through empty rooms for about 30 seconds to a minute before stumbling across a trap generator tile and think to myself “Well, here we go”. I do this because I know my next move will involve me being flung via springboard into a pile of fire bomb traps, as I then get dogpiled by to 80+ enemies they’ve wedged into the final room. There’s no FUN in it. Sure, you’re castle defenses are pretty much rock solid, but you’ve created a miserable experience for every other player, and unfortunately, the game is pretty much LETTING you. In the grand scheme, your castle being raided is a pretty minor thing, as it depends more if they can get all three stars to do any real damage to your crowns and resources, and of course you get shielded for an absurdly long amount of time with each successful unshielded castle run. Kill an enemy with your castle? You’ll barely notice the life force bonus you get. It’s really not worth boosting up your castle to Fort Knox levels of defense, and even if that seems to be the entire point, it’s not very fun to play. Here’s to hoping someone comes to their senses about that.

In addition to winter wreaking havoc on my mood and drive to do anything (this happens every year, trust me), as many of us in this circle of the internet might have heard, we lost someone fairly close to us near the end of January.
Justin “JewWario” Carmical has appear in more than a few occasions on this site. He was influential in getting this show off the ground, and anyone who was familiar with both his and my work would probably notice I adopted a lot of his style in my videos. (I’ll admit right now that Play, Pay, Pass is a near complete copy of his categorized conclusions at the end of each You Can Play This video)
While he didn’t come up with the name “MMO Grinder” he was more than influential in the decision (explained in the F.A.Q. section) and was unquestionably the biggest support I had when starting out.
His tips about the show’s length and pacing came prophetically true, informing me that the fifth episode of my show would set the pace for the rest of the series. (That video is 25 minutes long… the average length of an MMO Grinder episode.)
He listed my videos on his site when BT still had yet to pick me up. Introduced me to Angry Bananas as another place I could branch my audience out to, and was the first to congratulate me when I was finally taken aboard TGWTG.
He was a semi-regular in my Pangya streams, having a vested interest in the game due to his familiarity with the series as “Super Swing Golf”. Hell, it was his interest in the game that led to me meeting MegaGWolf.
I mention all these things because you’ll perhaps understand why I have yet to come to grips with the fact he took his own life. It doesn’t seem real to me. I still, in some manner, haven’t accepted this as a fact. It doesn’t make any sense. I can’t even get mad at every half-assed ignorant conspiracy theory concocted by the ever delusional anti-TGWTG fanbase, because the ridiculous shit they’ve said makes a hell of a lot more sense than the truth. But the truth is still the truth. He’s gone. Driven to suicide by something none of us saw.
Sure, our hindsight is 20/20. We can recall conversations we had and pick out “all the signs that were there”. The vacant expressions we swore we saw. The aloof nature of the conversations we held, and answers we received… but no. We didn’t see it coming, and we can’t pretend like we did… or could have done anything about it. I remember the last time I saw him, not two week prior, leaving that Peri-Peri chicken restaurant “Nando’s” during the last day of MAGfest as he stated to me “We’ll play Pangya sometime when we get back.” That day never came.
So yeah. It still hurts, and I’m still not fully accepting of this. It’s made my mood, my drive, and my motivation far more sour than winter usually brings to me. So if you hear me sound angrier than usual… if I become aloof during a conversation, and just seem angry at the world all the time… This is a big part of it. I swore I wasn’t going to make a big post about it here, that it would detract from the purpose of the site, and I couldn’t help but feel that so many of those posts being made about him were just “jumping on the bandwagon”… saying goodbye to someone they hardly knew or spoke to. But I forget that to a lot of people, Justin meant just as much, regardless of how “close” they were. Part of this reluctance to post anything was my inability to deal with the truth, and being completely unable to accept the reality… or compose my thoughts in a coherent manner. I still can’t. So instead, I’ll put it here in this nondescript update.
R.I.P Justin. You meant a lot more to this show and to me than you probably thought you did.

As for upcoming projects, understand my thoughts are still scrambled and in recovery, but there are things being worked on. Streams are still happening, I’m playing a hell of a lot more of The Secret World than I used to, the Raidcall and forum community are going strong, and SMITE NIGHT is still (usually) a weekly event (Sundays at 6pm-9pm EST). I did get somewhat sick this week to put another damper on my schedule, but looking to at least keep up appearances. I’m debating on setting up a Patreon and seeing on how I can modify my schedule to better serve and involve this site’s community, and offer up more side content. Keep an eye out for upcoming posts about that. Until then, you know where to find me.


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